dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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