Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Randomize
