Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Boobs speak an international language.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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