David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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