Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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