I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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