"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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