She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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