I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
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