I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
dude. I can hear the air.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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