in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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