did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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