If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
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