Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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