i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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