i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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