Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
As shirtless as possible
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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