Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
We are all done wearing pants today
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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