I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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