Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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