I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
My vagina is very pro this idea
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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