No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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