I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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