craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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