I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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