You're a womanizer and a bitch.
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
Randomize