i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
nutella sex= disaster
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
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