got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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