she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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