I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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