Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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