I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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