Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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