i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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