we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
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