real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
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