my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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