Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
