I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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