Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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