fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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