I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I will be naked everywhere
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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