He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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