I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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