It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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