nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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