It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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