is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
why do cheetos always look like penises
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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