Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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