oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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