nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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