But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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