I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Randomize
