This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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