Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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